ALITALIA:	Always late in take-off, always late in arrival
SAS:	Sex after service oder auch Sex and satisfaction
AUA:	Aussteigen, Umsteigen, Autobus oder Another unless airline oder auch Armleuchter unter anderem
KLM:	Keine Lust mehr oder Keiner lebt mehr
ElAl:	Entführer landen als Leichen
TAP:	Take another plane
BOAC:	Better on a camel oder Better operation after chrstmas
SABENA:	Such a bloody experience never again
PIA:	Please inform Allah oder Perhaps I arrive
BEA:	British empty Airways
CONDOR:	Company of Neckermann, delay on request
LAN:	Liebe am Nachmittag
OLYMPIC:	Onassis like your money paid in cash
AVIANCA:	Always voilent and never crash again
PANAM:	Passengers are not allowed mating oder Pilots are not allways mis(s)guided
QUANTAS:	Quite a nice trip, any survivors?
TWA:	Three walkies across oder Try walk across
AI:	Allah informed
LUFTHANSA:	Let us fuck the hostess as no steward is available